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{2931}{2964}  Thank you.

{3416}{3450} [ Cantonese ]

{3466}{3500} [ screaming ]

{3539}{3581} [ "California girls" ]

{3585}{3637} I wish they all could be California girls

{3710}{3759}I wish they all could be California girls

{3793}{3840}The beach boys are dope. I love beach boys.

{3859}{3895}Whoa, whoa, whoa.

{3901}{3950}Hey, ladies, how you doin' ?  Wait a minute.

{4020}{4055}  [ Cantonese ]

{4126}{4174}Hey, where you goin' ?  Let's get some sushi !

{4193}{4232}  Hey ! Hey, Cutie !  Ah.

{4286}{4330}  I wish they all could--

{4343}{4388} Hey, hey, hey, hey ! That was my CD.

{4413}{4459}  Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.

{4467}{4526} Did you see the way those girls drove off ?  They was laughing at us.

{4548}{4594}  Those girls drove off because of you.

{4611}{4657}  All I did was invite them to have a drink.

{4657}{4735} You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.

{4782}{4821}  Which word was "goat" ?

{4830}{4881} You owe me a copy of the beach boys' greatest hits.

{4889}{4927}  Don't be gettin' no attitude with me, Lee.

{4927}{4971}  I been here three days and ain't done nothin' but work your cases.

{4971}{5063}  Only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is  'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time.

{5081}{5136} I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu shu.

{5145}{5206}  - Mu shu ?  You hungry ? - No, Lee, not mu shu.

{5226}{5276}  Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man.

{5289}{5339}  Now stop playin' dumb and show me to the shu.

{5367}{5404}  [ cell phone ringing ]

{5426}{5460} [ Cantonese ]

{5983}{6017}  [ Cantonese ]

{6038}{6073}  What was that ?

{6076}{6131}  Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man ?

{6161}{6214} Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club.

{6249}{6300} Big party tonight.  -Don't be messin' with me, Lee.

{6325}{6380}  I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming dynasty.

{6392}{6450} I mean it, man.  I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok.

{6476}{6516}  - Big party ? - Big one.

{6563}{6606}  Okay, well, let's go party then.

{6629}{6665} [ disco ]

{6703}{6745} Hey, this is nice.  Hey, Cutie.

{6766}{6819}  They don't like tourists in here,  so try to blend in.

{6825}{6886}  What do you mean, blend in ? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here.

{6925}{6967} [ Cantonese ] [ Cantonese ]

{7008}{7049}  Wait here. Where you goin' ?

{7051}{7103}  Bathroom.  -Hurry back, man, 'cause we gonna party.

{7150}{7183}  Ah, yeah !

{7254}{7294} [ man harmonizing ]

{7486}{7522} How you doin' ?

{7525}{7569} Come here a lot ? It's a nice place.

{7610}{7660}  Take us through the hours

{7690}{7732} I won't make you, baby

{7733}{7780} What in the world is goin' on up in here ?

{7814}{7872} Am I the only one listenin' to this ?

{7896}{7926} The man destroyin' a classic !

{7926}{7988}  With the force, don't stop    Don't stop till you get enough

{8013}{8062} Keep on with the force.  Don't stop

{8067}{8120}  - Don't stop till you get enough      - Boo !

{8144}{8205}  With the force, don't stop   Don't stop till   you get enough

{8259}{8303} I can't take no more of this, man.

{8331}{8369} [ continues ]

{8711}{8745}  [ Cantonese ]

{8760}{8794}  [ Cantonese ]

{8931}{8976} Get closer.  Oh, get closer

{9037}{9076} I'm burnin' now

{9141}{9178} Just love me

{9215}{9251} till you

{9262}{9300} don't know how

{9329}{9377} keep on till the force starts up

{9391}{9431}  don't stop till you get enough   keep on

{9431}{9491} till the force starts up   Ah, don't stop   till you get enough

{9531}{9579} keep on   till the force starts up

{9590}{9628} Oh, come on, girls !

{9632}{9680} Come on   till the force starts up

{9689}{9738} Ah, don't stop   till you get enough

{9860}{9900}  Come on !  Come on !  Ow !

{9952}{9996}  Come here, girls

{10008}{10049} Don't stop till you-   Come on, girls !

{10049}{10109} I can't believe it    Don't stop till   you get enough

{10144}{10188}  Come on, come on,  Come on, come on.

{10189}{10240} Come on, don't stop. You know you feel the force !

{10275}{10325} Oh-whoa, don't stop  till you get enough

{10393}{10436}  - I feel the force ! - Carter !

{10457}{10496}  Come on ! Come on !

{10508}{10549}  - Carter ! - Come on, Lee !

{10557}{10596}  - Carter ! - Come on !

{10599}{10638}  - Carter ! - Come on !

{10652}{10674}  Come on !

{10674}{10725} I'll be right back    I'll be right back

{10782}{10822} I'll be right back

{10824}{10872}  Lee, these people love me. Come on out here.

{10886}{10929} Get off the stage. Are you crazy, man ?

{10929}{10984}  I'm a star ! I'm a god to these people. Come check this out.

{11007}{11056} This is a gangster bar. We are here undercover.

{11125}{11175}  I knew you was lyin'. I knew you was lyin', man.

{11214}{11256} I'm sorry, Carter. -You a liar !

{11257}{11308} We are here to find Ricky Tan.  We must tread softly.

{11330}{11382}  Tread softly ? What in the world you talkin' about ?

{11407}{11459}  Who taught you how to roust a bar ?  "Tread softly."

{11475}{11526} These men are triads, the most deadly gang in China.

{11558}{11616}  You think that scare me ? I'm from Los Angeles. We invented gangs.

{11657}{11706}  Give me that badge. No ! You are civilian !

{11706}{11754}  In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson !  You are toto !

{11754}{11809}  You mean tito ! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner.

{11834}{11883}  Now give me that badge.  Give it-- no !

{11916}{11951}  [ Cantonese ]

{12023}{12059}  Okay, listen up !

{12084}{12119}  [ Cantonese ]

{12224}{12265}  [ Cantonese ] Right now !

{12511}{12542}  What did I just say ?

{12542}{12621} You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords...

{12655}{12692} and shave your butt.

{12715}{12753}  I said that ?  Yes.

{12791}{12842}  Come out here and translate this for me.  Come on.

{12882}{12919}  All right, listen up !

{12919}{12967}  All the triads and the ugly women on this side,

{12989}{13037}  and all the fine women on this side right now !

{13080}{13115}  Translate it.

{13228}{13306} Okay, y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm sayin'.

{13312}{13365}  All right, who in here know Ricky Tan ?  Raise your hand.

{13411}{13444}  Translate.

{13641}{13673}  I see what's goin' on here.

{13673}{13729}  Okay.  I ain't got time to be playin' no games now.

{13800}{13844}  Hu Li ! I'm takin' everybody--

{13857}{13890}  Hey, Lee !

{14210}{14250}  Out of the way ! L.A..P.D.!

{14376}{14411}  [ Cantonese ]

{14426}{14460}  [ Cantonese ]

{14933}{14970}  Lee ! Hold up !

{15055}{15088} aah !

{15100}{15136}  [ people scream ]

{15146}{15184}  Oh, hell no. huh-uh.

{15227}{15269}  Lee, I'm takin' the stairs !

{15303}{15336}  [ grunting ]

{15512}{15543}  aah !

{15748}{15780}  aah !

{15894}{15929}  aah ! ooh !

{15964}{15995}  aah !

{16123}{16157}  [ panting ]

{16499}{16530}  Sorry.

{16947}{16981} [ Cantonese ]

{17239}{17270} ooh !

{17368}{17399}  aah !

{17690}{17726}  [ banging sound ]

{17824}{17855}  Carter !

{17893}{17926}  Over here !

{17955}{17993}  Lee ! Help me !

{18021}{18067}  - How you get down there ? - Hurry up !

{18093}{18134}  Hold on ! Don't let go, man.

{18169}{18212}  - Here. - Watch out behind you !

{18251}{18290}  - Huh ? - Behind you !

{18294}{18329}  What ? aah !

{18353}{18389}  [ both screaming ]

{18460}{18504} Who the hell was that ?

{18554}{18598}  Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die !

{18617}{18654} Lee, help me, man !

{18662}{18709} Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong.

{18790}{18825}  aah ! aah !

{18832}{18873}  You sure, man ?  I'm sure.

{18899}{18939}  aah ! aah !  Lee !

{18968}{19007} aah !  aah !

{19072}{19103}  aah !

{19185}{19227}  - aah ! - Let go !  Let go !

{19268}{19318}  I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit !

{19660}{19705}  I can't believe you lied to me, man.

{19729}{19769} I'm sorry.  You sorry ?

{19773}{19823}  I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass,

{19836}{19881}  and all you gotta say to me is you sorry ?

{19881}{19931}  - There was an explosion. - I don't give a damn !

{19960}{20010}  at the American  embassy. Two American s were killed.

{20073}{20127}  So you think this guy Ricky Tan blew up the embassy ?

{20127}{20214}  - I don't know. - Well, why the hell are you lookin' for him then ?

{20214}{20279}  We're gonna find out.   No, you gonna  find out, man.

{20279}{20371} There's two billion Chinese people here.  Let one of them be your partner.

{20490}{20535}  Where the hell we at now ?

{20535}{20586} Massage parlor. Heaven on earth.

{20606}{20647}  Now this is more like it.

{20647}{20702}  I'm about to go in here and get a massage...

{20713}{20762}  and a hot tea bath right now.

{20769}{20822}  Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.

{20829}{20874} I am a tourist, fool.

{20885}{20927} [ honking ] hey !

{20927}{20981}  Slow down, Chen ! Hell is wrong with you ?

{21118}{21166} [ Cantonese ] [ Cantonese ]

{21178}{21231}  [ Cantonese ] ...girl.

{21231}{21286}  Yeah. My American friend is on vacation.

{21291}{21349} -I want to show him a good time. -Oh, you American .

{21373}{21425}  - Yeah. - You bring American money ?

{21439}{21489}  I got it, Lee.  I got it. No.

{21512}{21557}  You sure ?  I'm sure.

{21567}{21615} Thank you.  You're welcome.

{21615}{21663} Right this way, gentlemen.

{21855}{21898}  Are you ready ?

{21919}{21965}  You ready ? I'm ready.

{22092}{22136}  Oh, my goodness !

{22155}{22211}  This place is off the hook ! I love Hong Kong.

{22228}{22284}  You get massage from Chinese girl before ?

{22290}{22340}  No, but I heard it was the bomb.

{22348}{22395}  Come with me.  [ giggles ]

{22395}{22449}  You pick any girl for you and your friend.

{22464}{22509}  Any girl ?  Any girl.

{22543}{22581}  Okay.

{22582}{22629} I don't know where to start.

{22678}{22747} I'll take that one right there. She got to come. -Oh, yes, she's very nice.

{22771}{22843} She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck,  and I need a little bit more massage.

{22878}{22936}  You know ?  So I'm gonna take her in the pink too.

{22937}{22992} Oh, yes. -And let me get her. Hey, baby.

{23000}{23054}  and let me have her. Can I get her too ?

{23066}{23119} and her right there. She good with feet ?

{23122}{23162}  Oh, yes. -What are you doing ?

{23162}{23226}  She said I could have any girl I want in here.  -Well, hurry up !

{23250}{23346}  Man, what's wrong with you ? You don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.

{23350}{23411}  Calm down !  I have to-- your friend has big appetite.

{23456}{23515}  Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room.

{23570}{23624}  It ain't gonna be no quiet room  no more.

{23660}{23710}  in a--  oh. [ growling sound ]

{23751}{23803}  Y'all don't know how good this feels.

{23820}{23876} I got in a big fight last night with the triads.

{23876}{23937}  Y'all ever heard of the triads?  I beat down like 20 of 'em.

{23951}{24004}  Y'all should've seen me.It was on.   Oh.

{24026}{24061}  Lee !  Lee !  Yeah ?

{24061}{24123}  This is what I'm talkin' about, man.  Now I'm on vacation.

{24156}{24211}  I knew you'd come through.  I just knew it.

{24246}{24275}  America ?

{24275}{24334}  Wanna come to America with me ?  Ever been to America ?

{24397}{24442}  Lee, how's your girl ?

{24447}{24497}  Lee, what's wrong ?  That's Ricky Tan.

{24497}{24561}  That's Ricky Tan ?  That's a midget in a bathrobe !

{24571}{24692} - I will call for backup. - The man is four feet tall. Let's go bust him right now.

{24705}{24723}  No.   No ?

{24723}{24783} - He's a very dangerous man. - I'm a very dangerous man.

{24804}{24844} Look, let's go over there and bust him, man.

{24844}{24906} You're not about to mess up my massage,  I'm telling you right now.

{24906}{24967}  - Stay here. - You don't need backup.   I got your back--

{25036}{25076}  [ sighs ]

{25080}{25135} Excuse me for a minute. Just for a minute.

{25206}{25258}  [ whispering ] I'll be back.  Don't--

{25281}{25326}  I'll be back. psst.

{25373}{25411}  Ricky ?  Ricky Tan ?

{25411}{25475}  Get up, dog.  Let's go. I've been lookin' for you everywhere.

{25492}{25533} I'm busy at the moment.

{25533}{25596}  Did you hear what I said ? I'm busy too. Now get on your feet.

{25613}{25668} - Get up !  Get on your feet ! - I know you.

{25674}{25728}  You are Lee's American  friend, right ?  No.

{25728}{25788}  I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you.

{25796}{25858}  This is the only color they had left.  Now I said, get up.

{25881}{25930}  I ain't gonna say it again.

{25957}{26003} You American are so funny.

{26020}{26072}  And you Asians don't hear that well.

{26126}{26167}  Little Ricky !

{26167}{26217}  Get your little punk ass up...

{26252}{26301}  Outta that chair right now !

{26328}{26394} You're messin' up my vacation. Now, I told you to get up, didn't I ?

{26432}{26475}  Now I gotta go off on you.  No !

{26475}{26517}  Let me bust his ass, Lee.  Lee.

{26517}{26572} [ Cantonese ]  Let me take care of this.

{26974}{27026}  Look, little man. You comin' with--

{27060}{27096}  Oh, my lord.

{27096}{27149}  I would like to pay you for that laptop.

{27154}{27191}  I think I should do that.  No problem.

{27191}{27258}  I can get you a new one. I seen it on the internet, with a DVD player.

{27259}{27315}  That's an old model. Now, I must excuse myself.

{27338}{27378}  Inspector.

{27384}{27426}  Have a good day.

{27505}{27545}  I was--

{27576}{27637}  Lee, why didn't you tell me this man rolls like this ?

{27676}{27727}  I told you already !  -No, you didn't !

{27727}{27762}  What you said ? - I did this.

{27762}{27809}  What do this mean ? Speak English to me !

{27809}{27864} That means I go this way and you go this way.

{27873}{27927}  I go that way, you go this way ? - Yes.

{27948}{27987}  Okay.

{28313}{28363}  Ooh ! Carter ! Sorry, man.

{28366}{28417}  All y'all look alike ! Watch out !

{28942}{28986}  - Carter ! - Lee !

{29115}{29161} Oh ! No wonder you mad.

{29484}{29531}  Don't worry. It's okay.

{29598}{29649} You better get the hell outta here.

{29729}{29766}  Oh !

{29815}{29853}  Lee !

{29854}{29899}  - Flip me ! - What ?

{29905}{29945}  Flip me !

{29963}{30001}  Damn !

{30008}{30049}  Lee ! Oh !

{30138}{30176}  aah !

{30322}{30378}  No !  no !  no !  no !

{30603}{30644}  [ grunting ]

{30709}{30747}  oh.

{30747}{30792}  [ tires screeching ]

{30827}{30868}  [ Cantonese ]

{30882}{30931} [ horns honking ]

{30952}{30991}  Lee !

{31065}{31108}  [ horns honking ]

{31294}{31358}  Look, you've been ordered by the ministry of public security...

{31386}{31449}  to assist the F.B.I. and secret service in our investigation,

{31494}{31545} to provide us with whatever we need.

{31550}{31604} you have information, it belongs to us.

{31644}{31692}  This is still Hong Kong.

{31698}{31764}  Two Americans have been killed on United States government property.

{31804}{31852}  Give me two copies of that.

{31852}{31900}  This is our investigation.

{31902}{31958} Chief inspector Lee will supervise your people.

{31986}{32034}  No, he will report to me.

{32041}{32090}  Do we understand each other ?

{32159}{32201}  [ wolf whistle ]

{32231}{32278}  What the hell is that ?

{32282}{32332} That is, uh, chief inspector Lee.

{32375}{32437}  I ain't never been humiliated  and embarrassed like that...

{32452}{32485}  in my whole entire life.

{32485}{32548}  Got me runnin' around Hong Kong butt-naked,  thanks to you.

{32584}{32629}  Thanks to me ?  Yeah, thanks to you.

{32629}{32664}  You needed backup, so I gave you backup.

{32664}{32735} I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass,  and his bodyguards', till you messed it up.

{32755}{32817}  - Stop.  I'm sick of your bullshit.  - I'm sick of you !

{32828}{32884}  I'm not the one runnin' up  in karaoke bars full of gangsters.

{32884}{32953} and I'm not the one runnin' up  in massage parlors lookin' for crime lords.

{32979}{33022}  - It's my job. - It's your job.

{33022}{33080}  You pitiful, man. When are you gonna have some fun ?

{33080}{33147}  When are you gonna take a day off ?   When are you gonna go on a date ?

{33154}{33220}  - I have plenty of dates. - When's the last time   you had a date ?

{33231}{33292} When's the last time you played  "hide the rainbow roll" ?

{33305}{33362}  Huh ?  Let's hear it, Lee. The year of the rat ?

{33391}{33419}  You will never understand me.

{33419}{33490}  You right, 'cause I didn't even understand what you just said to me right then.

{33622}{33662}  [ sighs ] [ door closes ]

{33662}{33719}  They got my passport back at that massage parlor.

{33738}{33780}  [ indistinct ]

{33794}{33838}  Good afternoon, sir.

{33843}{33868} Lee ? -Yes, sir.

{33868}{33935} This is special agent sterling from the United States secret service.

{33984}{34030} Secret service ? Why ?

{34033}{34079}  Have a seat, please.

{34098}{34155}  What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room.

{34167}{34231}  The men who were killed yesterday  were not American translators.

{34268}{34328}  They were undercover United States customs agents,

{34337}{34390}  trying to break a triad smuggling ring.

{34392}{34434}  Smuggling what ?  We don't know.

{34434}{34490}  But whatever it is, it got the agents killed.

{34548}{34588} How can we help you ?

{34588}{34641}  You can stay the hell out of our way.

{34695}{34749}  - Thank you. - I can get you Ricky Tan.

{34793}{34841}  No.  We know all about Tan.

{34844}{34900}  That's why we're leaving him out there as bait.

{34903}{34956}  This is a lot bigger than Ricky Tan...

{34978}{35025}  and the Fu Cang Long triads.

{35170}{35211} Hey, Cutie.

{35614}{35656}  [ chattering ]

{35727}{35769}  Thank you, Lee.

{36094}{36138}  [ people shouting ]

{36255}{36296}  [ shouting ]

{36480}{36523}  Carter !  Carter !

{36561}{36613}  Uh, Heaven on Earth massage parlor ?

{36665}{36715}  Heaven on Earth ?  [ Cantonese ]

{36738}{36787}  [ man ] hello.  Cheap suits.

{36791}{36842}  Hello.  Cheap suits. Cheap suits.

{36864}{36918}  Cheap suits.  Cheap suits. How cheap ?

{36926}{36975}  Cheap suits. Cheap as hell ?

{37001}{37042}  [ clucking ]

{37060}{37106} [ people chattering ]

{37392}{37441}  Excuse me. Can you direct me...

{37450}{37504}  To Heaven on Earth massage parlor, please ?

{37517}{37567} Hello. How are you ?  Okay.

{37582}{37636} [ Cantonese ]  No, no. Wait a minute.

{37645}{37700}  - [ Cantonese ] - I don't want no chicken.

{37701}{37751}  [ Cantonese ]   No, no, no.

{37791}{37820}  aah !   No !

{37820}{37882}  I don't want no chicken. What am I gonna do with a chicken ?

{37901}{37941}  I don't like my chickens live, okay ?

{37941}{38003} I like 'em dead and deep-fried. You ever heard of popeye's ?

{38020}{38062}  [ Cantonese ]

{38069}{38123} No, no !  No !  Don't kill chicken.

{38153}{38197}  Oh. Yes.  aah !

{38206}{38254}  I'm warning you. I'm a police officer.

{38254}{38311}  Put the blade down and let the bird go right now !

{38525}{38567} You okay, Lee ?

{38632}{38683}  All he wanted was some mu shu.

{38770}{38811}  [ clucking ]

{39068}{39106}  Damn.

{39111}{39156}  Hey, taxi ! Taxi !

{39185}{39225}  Hey !  Hey !

{39260}{39282} Follow that car.

{39282}{39374}  Hey, follow that limo. This is a chase, okay ? Wherever he goes, you go.

{39408}{39480} You're not movin' !  this is the opposite of chasin' !

{39513}{39536}  [ Cantonese ]   What ?

{39536}{39598}  [ Cantonese ]  I will slap you if you don't move this car.

{39598}{39663}  [ Cantonese ]   I'm gonna slap you. I'm gonna slap you.

{39680}{39733}  Okay.  All right.  Okay, look.  Here.

{39757}{39803} You understand that ?

{39861}{39947}  Now you're speaking my language. - Get the hell on then.

{39959}{40003}  Come on, Let's go !

{40003}{40055}  [ man speaking Cantonese on radio ]

{40091}{40146} [ "I'll be missing you"  begins ]

{40194}{40251}  [ man ] yeah, this right here, tell you what,

{40283}{40328}  goes out to everyone...

{40340}{40396}  that has lost someone  that they truly love.

{40416}{40450}  Come on, check it out.

{40450}{40511} Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show

{40511}{40557} I lay the track you lock the flow

{40557}{40618} We're so far from hangin' on the block for dough

{40618}{40668} Notorious.  They got to know that

{40668}{40720} Life ain't always what it seem to be

{40720}{40768} Words can't express what you mean to me

{40768}{40823} even though you're gone we still a team

{40823}{40871} Do your family job, fulfill your dreams

{40871}{40936} In the future can't wait to see    [ phone ringing ]

{40946}{41009} reminisce sometime the night they took my friend

{41033}{41091} I try to black it out but it plays again

{41103}{41145}  [ Cantonese ]

{41447}{41490} [ Rock ]

{41613}{41667} [ Woman singing in Cantonese ]

{41887}{41935} [ singing continues ]

{42114}{42166}  Wait right here. I'll be right back.

{42183}{42235}  You understand ?  Yes, I understand !

{42252}{42309}  And don't eat my chicken, okay ?  Okay, okay.

{42325}{42372}  Okay. Okay. Jesus !

{42391}{42432}  Hey !  hey !

{43292}{43347}  [ woman singing in Cantonese ]

{43411}{43456} [ Cantonese ]

{44059}{44102} [ indistinct ]

{44217}{44261} [ continues ]

{44368}{44478} How you doin', baby ? Carter, James Carter. Baldwin hills.

{44499}{44549}  Isabella Molina. From San Juan.

{44549}{44600}  San Juan ? I know San Juan. Mm-hmm.

{44600}{44658} I've traveled there many times on my private plane.

{44663}{44780} You must know my good friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos.

{44805}{44851}  I don't think so, no.  -You sure ?

{44851}{44914} Well, I'm sorry. I thought you rode in the best of circles.

{44928}{44973} But listen. Make yourself feel at home.

{44973}{45062} You need anything--champagne, caviar- -My yacht is your yacht.

{45095}{45139}  This is your yacht ?

{45157}{45206}  That's right. I'm the owner.

{45208}{45258} The captain. El Capitan.

{45276}{45326} El captain ?  Yes. Listen.

{45341}{45403}  I'm not gonna play games with you.  I want you right now.

{45435}{45495} I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms...

{45521}{45556} in about five minutes.

{45556}{45614}  Well, I'm very tempted. It's such a beautiful yacht.

{45681}{45724}  What's it called ?

{45726}{45780}  What's it called ?  -Mm-hmm. Your yacht.

{45810}{45857}  The S.S. Minnow Johnson.

{45857}{45907}  The S.S. Minnow Johnson ?  -Yeah.

{45907}{45966}  Funny. The name on the back was the Red Dragon.

{45974}{46013}  The Red Dragon ? Are you sure ?

{46013}{46071}  Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht.

{46099}{46137}  Your friend's yacht ? And this is his party.

{46137}{46233}  I must've got on the wrong yacht.  All these yachts look just alike these days.

{46242}{46311} I knew somethin' was wrong when my key didn't work.

{46344}{46412}  Who's your friend ? Somebody who got on the wrong yacht.

{46415}{46476}  Hey, wait a second. I know you. Steven Reign, right ?

{46482}{46547} You own half of Los Angeles. What you doin' out here in Hong Kong ?

{46570}{46622}  I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights.

{46622}{46683}  You must have your own plane too.  It's fun, ain't it ?

{46720}{46760}  Shall we ?

{46770}{46805}  Yes.

{46805}{46856}  Well, enjoy the party, Mr. Carter.

{46867}{46913} I plan to, Ms. Isabella.

{46913}{46962} See you later, Stevie. Be cool.

{47002}{47047} [ continues ]

{47221}{47263}  [ Cantonese ]

{47313}{47367}  Ricky Tan. Where is he ?  -I don't know !

{47383}{47444}  He killed a detective today.  Where is he ?

{47473}{47518}  Who got killed, man ?

{47532}{47581}  - Carter ! - Who died, Lee ?

{47587}{47634}  - You ! - Detective Yu ?

{47635}{47684}  - Not Yu, you !  - Who ?

{47688}{47705}  - You ! - Who ?

{47705}{47768}  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth ?

{47795}{47864}  Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth, man.

{47902}{47951} Ricky Tan is waiting for you.

{48089}{48142}  What the hell is going on here, Lee ?

{48142}{48202}  Remember I told you my father was a policeman ?  -Yeah.

{48215}{48267}  Ricky Tan was his partner.  -What ?

{48274}{48321}  [ Tan speaking Cantonese ]

{48768}{48817}  Lee, I've been expecting you.

{48824}{48873}  Please ask your partner to wait inside.

{48873}{48929}  Hell, no. I ain't goin' nowhere.  -It's okay.

{48935}{48993}  I'm not leavin' you alone, Lee.  -I'll be fine.

{49015}{49059}  You sure ?  -Yes.

{49094}{49141}  I'll be right upstairs.

{49212}{49262} I know what everybody's saying.

{49262}{49315} I did not blow up the American embassy.

{49344}{49388} I'm not that stupid.

{49413}{49465} But I believe some of my people did.

{49485}{49536} My enemies are trying to frame me.

{49567}{49626} There is a war going on right now within the triads.

{49681}{49733} I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this time.

{49765}{49829}  If your father were still alive, I would turn to him for advice.

{49855}{49894}  Please don't.

{49894}{49954} Lee, I really need your help. I cannot trust anybody else.

{49979}{50034}  Tell me why they killed the customs agents.

{50046}{50101} I'll give you all the information you need,

{50113}{50171}  But you've gotta get me out of Hong Kong right away.

{50274}{50316}  [ Cantonese ]

{50467}{50508}  [ shouting ]

{50848}{50892}  - Whoa ! - Huh ?

{51050}{51088}  whoa !

{51124}{51165}  [ Cantonese ]

{51213}{51262}  Hey, lady, what are you doin' ?

{51276}{51322}  Get down. I'm L.A..P.D.

{51367}{51426}  You just kick me ? You must be outta your mind !

{51447}{51513}  You want some of me ? I'm gonna give you an L.A..P.D. ass-kickin' !

{51695}{51735}  [ grunting ]

{51770}{51810}  [ groaning ]

{51861}{51899}  aah !

{52122}{52163}  [ groaning ]

{52179}{52223}  You okay ?  Yeah.

{52224}{52272} I slipped and I fell.  Hey.

{52294}{52340}  What ? Am I bleedin' ?

{52510}{52560}  [ police radio:  indistinct ]

{52657}{52704} Quite a night, inspector.

{52719}{52773} Ricky Tan was our only bait. Now he's gone.

{52780}{52901} So you got your revenge--at the expense of a United States government investigation.

{52909}{52947}  What are you talkin' about, revenge ?

{52947}{53010} Now, I don't know if the triads paid you to get rid of Tan...

{53026}{53070} or if it was a pure vendetta killing...

{53070}{53162} or if you're involved in the smuggling yourself,  but you're off this case.

{53165}{53220} I don't ever wanna see you again.  Is that clear ?

{53220}{53283}  Hey, what's goin' on here ? - Carter, you're in enough trouble.

{53305}{53354}  Just shut up. Stay out of it.

{53371}{53411}  You're goin' back to L.A..  Right now.

{53411}{53499}  That's fine with me, man. I ain't had fun since I been out here.

{53529}{53567} Okay.

{53614}{53655}  Sorry, Lee.

{53689}{53748}  - Escort detective Carter to the airport.  - No.

{53797}{53848} I'll take him. Get your hands off !

{54032}{54082} Carter, you don't understand.

{54105}{54147}  Oh, I understand, all right.

{54147}{54202}  I got knocked off a building,  I got beat on,

{54203}{54262}  I got stripped butt-naked, and you held out on me, man.

{54310}{54353}  I'm outta here.

{54429}{54473} [ door closes ]

{54503}{54555}  Carter, Ricky Tan set up my father.

{54628}{54666}  What ?

{54751}{54820} Five years ago, my father was working  a big international smuggling case.

{54858}{54918} He found out his partner, Tan, was working for the triads.

{54935}{54990}  But before he could prove it, he was killed.

{55043}{55087}  All the evidence disappeared,

{55087}{55143}  Tan resigned, and the case was never solved.

{55180}{55242} So I get it now. This is all about your daddy's last case.

{55376}{55432} So you gettin' on the plane with me or not ?

{55435}{55492}  What ? You know my daddy died on the job too.

{55528}{55592} If I had a chance to square his death,  I'd do whatever it took.

{55609}{55663} I'd do anything. so you comin' or what ?

{55827}{55867}  Why L.A.. ?

{55933}{56001}  Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation:

{56037}{56071}  follow the rich white man.

{56071}{56133}  Follow the rich white man ?  -Exactly. Now you're learning.

{56162}{56232}  Every big crime has a rich white man  behind it waitin' for his cut.

{56256}{56313}  Now in our case, we know who the rich white man is.

{56328}{56356}  Steven Reign.  -Who ?

{56356}{56422} Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire.  I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat.

{56435}{56476}  When the shootin' started, he was way too cool.

{56476}{56551} I'm gonna tell you somethin'. when people start shootin', white people ain't that cool.

{56553}{56622}  they either runnin' around, hidin' behind tables, or screamin' like, "aah !"

{56649}{56708}  - Shh ! - You sound like that all the time.

{56733}{56789}  Let me tell you somethin' about black people.

{56791}{56845}  When stuff goes down, we keep our cool.

{56854}{56916}  -Maybe, but not like Asians, we never panic. - Yeah, right.

{56941}{56984}  When godzilla's comin', y'all be trippin'.

{56984}{57045}  I seen the movie. you be, "gaica, gaica !" -Carter.

{57055}{57094}  yellin' everywhere. I seen Chinamen-- just--

{57094}{57158}  Mr. Carter, excuse me. -Thank you so much.  It's the kosher meal ?

{57195}{57254} Yes, sir, that is.  -Our kosher meal. Shalom.

{57586}{57635}  There he is, right there.

{57635}{57697}  Mr. Steven Reign, livin' large in one of his penthouse suites.

{57779}{57832}  Oh, guess who this is. Yep, that's her.

{57863}{57924} That's the woman that was on Ricky Tan's boat, right there.

{57958}{57988} We got 'em.

{57988}{58046} Told you it'd work out. Know what I'm talkin' about.

{58058}{58107} All we gotta do now is wait.

{58129}{58176} They still talkin' ?  Hmm.

{58178}{58224}  He's leaving.

{58242}{58290}  - He'll be back. - How do you know ?

{58290}{58344} I know.  You see how fine that woman is ?

{58352}{58398}  He'll definitely be back.

{58555}{58603}  - What's she doing ? - uh--

{58639}{58685}  What's she doin', man ?

{58705}{58760}  She's just standing around, not doing much.

{58780}{58848} Well, just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something's gonna happen.

{58879}{58938} Okay, I just try to stay awake. It's just so boring.

{59077}{59122}  Oh.  Slow down, baby.

{59150}{59194}  - What ? - Huh ?

{59209}{59266}  - Nothing.  I said nothing. - You said somethin'.

{59267}{59322}  - I said nothing. - I heard you say somethin'.

{59323}{59370}  N-n-no. noth-nothing.

{59528}{59571}  [ sighs ] ah.

{59636}{59695}  Lee, what's goin' on, man ? What you talkin' about ?

{59717}{59766}  She's getting undressed. - What ?

{59781}{59837}  She's just getting undressed.  -Give me that !

{59848}{59893}  No ! It's not right !

{59917}{59970}  [ Carter ] Lord, have mercy ! -What ?

{59975}{60035} She took her skirt off.  Oh, I-- I cannot hear this.

{60050}{60098}  Black panties,  black bra--

{60103}{60158}  Victoria's secret, spring catalog, page 27.

{60208}{60242}  Girl got class.

{60242}{60298}  Let me look a little closer. Oh, look at that.

{60319}{60369}  Got a little tattoo. That's cute.

{60377}{60420}  Looks like snoopy.

{60432}{60457}  Snoopy ?  Yeah.

{60457}{60523}  I love snoopy. Wait. - I love snoopy too. Let me look at this thing.

{60545}{60569}  Hold up. Wait a minute.

{60569}{60640} She's goin' to the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's goin' to the door.

{60660}{60706}  She's openin' the door.

{60758}{60813}  Look like somebody droppin' off a package.

{60834}{60861}  Wait a minute.

{60861}{60927}  Look like the same girl who dropped off the package at your office.

{60960}{60998}  It's a bomb ! Bomb !

{60998}{61054}  [ horns honking ]  Watch out !  Watch out !

{61073}{61118} [ skidding sound ]

{61162}{61230} It's this one right here, I think.  Hey, lady, you got a bomb in there !

{61262}{61304}  Open that door !

{61310}{61351}  Kick the door.

{61351}{61399}  What the-- No, no, no, no !

{61428}{61475} Damn, you fine. Carter !

{61495}{61540}  Come on, Lee !  Come on !

{61540}{61597}  Where ? Don't drop it ! Come on, this way !

{61613}{61657}  Where should we go ?

{61700}{61752} I bajate !   I bajate, senora !

{61761}{61805}  Roof ! Roof !

{61806}{61853} Don't trip ! Be careful !

{61917}{61969} Throw it,  Lee ! - Where ?

{61975}{62012} Lee, throw it !  -Where ?

{62012}{62070}  Throw the bomb over the edge !  -Throw it !  Throw it !

{62070}{62130}  Throw it over the edge !  -No, there's people down there !

{62130}{62186}  Lee, throw it ! Lee !  Carter !  Carter !

{62201}{62253}  Lee ! throw it !  Carter ! No !

{62266}{62310}  We about to die !

{62466}{62511} Okay, get on your feet.

{62521}{62576}  - Enough, all right ? - Put that down !

{62577}{62631}  It's a bomb ! Hey ! Put that down !

{62632}{62679} Guys, no bomb. Nothing.

{62689}{62751} Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction.

{62796}{62827}  Throw us in jail ?

{62827}{62893}  Lady, you must be outta your mind.   I'm about to bust you right now.

{62898}{62961} I'm an undercover agent for the United States secret service.

{62970}{63036}  - How do we know that ?   Show me a badge right now.  - Here you go.

{63125}{63186}  Let me see that again. I- I didn't get a good look at that.

{63208}{63266}  We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong.

{63280}{63335} I know who you are, Inspector Lee.  I know.

{63340}{63399} We need to go out of sight, so come down to my suite.

{63489}{63550} Now why did you say it was a bomb ? - No, you said that.

{63555}{63613} No, you said it. -You said that in the hotel room.

{63621}{63670} I said she was the bomb.

{63714}{63747}  She was the bomb ?

{63747}{63803}  Look, I've been working this case for months now,

{63803}{63856}  So if I seem a little aggravated, I apologize.

{63856}{63894} You need to tell us what's goin' on.

{63894}{63956} The triads and Reign, they think I'm a crooked customs agent.

{63985}{64040}  - Is that a payoff ? - No.  That's a sample.

{64067}{64112}  You guys ever heard of the superbill ?

{64112}{64171} I heard of it.  It's a myth. Some kind of counterfeit.

{64177}{64232}  Honey, it's much more than a counterfeit.

{64252}{64317}  Fourteen out of fifteen world banks  can't even tell the difference.

{64323}{64420} The paper is crane linen blend, and the bills are printed on U.S. intaglio presses.

{64437}{64509} You wanna tell us how in the world  they get into the U.S. mint to use the presses ?

{64516}{64581}  In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the shah of Iran.

{64619}{64669}  Why ?  Because we wanted his oil.

{64679}{64723}  Our government gave him a gift--

{64723}{64770}  A U.S. treasury intaglio printing press.

{64770}{64818}  Now, it's the only one to ever leave the country.

{64818}{64882}  Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought  the press on the black market.

{64901}{64943}  Five years ago ? Mm-hmm.

{64943}{64982}  That's right before he left the force.

{64982}{65078} Earlier this year, Ricky Tan got a hold of one-of-a-kind swiss-made hundred-dollar plates,

{65078}{65121}  and he started printing superbills.

{65121}{65178}  that's why Hu Li killed him-- for the plates.

{65184}{65246} and they've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars.

{65354}{65410} There's only one way to spot a fake.

{65424}{65485} They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red.

{65502}{65558}  You see ? Now, the real ink, it burns black.

{65586}{65652} So what in the hell they gonna do  with $100 million of phony money ?

{65685}{65749}  You know, Carter, I believe you're asking the wrong question.

{65771}{65827}  The real question is, where are the plates ?

{65851}{65917}  Because if we can find the plates,  we can stop the whole operation.

{65952}{66000}  - Right ? - Yeah, you're right.

{66016}{66070}  Maybe this is where you can help us, guys.

{66083}{66140}  Yeah.  I mean, Carter, This is your city, right ?

{66165}{66222} Yeah, this is my titty. I mean, this is my city.

{66230}{66292}  Great.  And Lee, you know Hu Li and the triads, correct ?

{66350}{66372}  -Yes.  -Great.

{66372}{66466}  So can you do me a favor ? Can you find out where Hu Li's keeping the plates ?

{66490}{66540}  -That ain't no problem.  -Thank you.

{66546}{66573}  So welcome aboard, gentlemen.

{66573}{66670} From this moment on, you're officially working  for the United States secret service.

{66747}{66798}  Secret service agent James Carter.

{66810}{66874}  Oh, that sounds good. It's got a nice ring to it, don't it ?

{66900}{66934}  I'm tellin' you, Lee, give me six months.

{66934}{67002}  Six months and I'm gonna be in Washington, D.C., protectin' the president.

{67027}{67090} We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.

{67106}{67139}  Yeah, but they don't know that.

{67139}{67199}  I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook somethin' up.

{67199}{67267}  seein' the way she was starin' at a brother. - She never even look at you.

{67307}{67363}  Just jealous, Lee, 'cause the girl chose me,

{67363}{67426}  'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome,  and you third-world ugly.

{67456}{67510} I'm not third-world ugly. Women like me.

{67516}{67566} They think I'm cute, like snoopy.

{67589}{67644}  Lee, snoopy is six inches taller than you.

{67672}{67715}  [ beep, ringing ]

{67737}{67751}  Sterling.

{67751}{67813} Lee and Carter are officially out of the secret service's way.

{67841}{67888}  [ indistinct ] Correct.

{67893}{67936} [ rap ]

{68003}{68050}  [ rapper:  indistinct ]

{68150}{68194} [ stops ]

{68317}{68382} This is my informant's place. They got pretty good ribs here too.

{68425}{68468} I like kosher.

{68505}{68547}  [ Cantonese ]

{68671}{68715}  Hey.  Hey, wait.

{68722}{68764}  [ Cantonese ]

{68843}{68885}  [ chattering ]

{68887}{68949} Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin' !

{68975}{69023}  I know good and well y'all ain't gamblin' back here !

{69023}{69093}  This is supposed to be a Chinese restaurant !  What you doin' in here, James ?

{69096}{69158}  You about to go to jail. You about to go to jail, and all your little friends.

{69158}{69226}  Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here.  Pack up, and let's go !

{69226}{69292}  -All right, all right. Let's talk outside. - You wanna talk outside ?

{69301}{69354}  -Yes. -Let's go then. You wanna talk.

{69359}{69414} - As long as you wanna talk. - [ Cantonese ]

{69474}{69529}  Where you get that from ? I like that.

{69539}{69589}  That's good. -What's up, Kenny ?

{69618}{69641}  -James Carter.   -What's up ?

{69641}{69738} What's up is I heard you was gettin'  your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother.

{69762}{69797}  -What ?  -That's right.

{69797}{69852}  You crazy. Who told you that ?  - I got my sources.

{69852}{69908} Don't you worry about that.  -They tellin' you lies.

{69908}{69976}  Look, man.  I'm about to bust you  if you don't give me some information.

{69978}{70043} How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James ?  Huh ?

{70060}{70121}  You embarrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there.

{70171}{70210}  Kenny, you embarrassin' yourself.

{70210}{70271}  You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on crenshaw.

{70278}{70348}  You come up in here, you ain't show me no badge.

{70362}{70402}  You ain't even flashed a warrant.

{70402}{70462} Know what I'm gonna do for you ? I'm gonna whup your ass.

{70516}{70559}  and then I'm gonna whup your ass.

{70559}{70614}  Kenny, we'd love to see that. We would.

{70615}{70672}  Come on, Kenny !  Come on, Kenny ! Come on !

{70673}{70728}  Do it ! I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen.

{70728}{70785}  Come on ! hey. You better chill out, boy.

{70806}{70860}  - Kenny, calm down, Kenny ! - Hey, what--

{70966}{71005} Kenny !

{71091}{71134}  Twisting tiger.

{71192}{71240}  Where did you learn that ?

{71397}{71441}  Oh.  They're brothers.

{71466}{71513}  Oh, all right, all right.

{71575}{71613}  7-11 ?

{71729}{71780}  Hey !  I heard that. I heard that.

{71833}{71871}  Don't be talkin' about me, man.

{71871}{71934}  You guys are here about some funny money, huh ? How you know ?

{71958}{72004} C-notes, right ?  -Yeah.

{72012}{72062}  Any of 'em came through here ?

{72080}{72138} Look, one of my regulars came in here a few days ago,

{72142}{72198}  dropped about 50 large on the tables in there.

{72205}{72269}  I was about to go down there with my boys and tune his ass up,

{72281}{72334}  But he comes in the next day with the whole thing.

{72334}{72390} brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential.

{72394}{72461} Now, I figure they're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job.

{72479}{72531} So I test 'em, and they checked out.

{72544}{72590}  You still have the bills ?

{72590}{72646} Still got my lunch money from the third grade.

{72662}{72705}  Let me see 'em.

{73249}{73298} Hold it. What are you doin' ?

{73405}{73451}  Whoa. Oh, it's fake.

{73478}{73532}  He got you.  Who you say gave that to you ?

{73552}{73606} Cat named Zing. Work down at reign plaza.

{73619}{73680} Tell you what: you better hope you find him before I do.

{73705}{73752}  All right. [ Cantonese ]

{74279}{74324}  Excuse me. L.A..P.D.

{74343}{74395}  We're lookin' for a guy named Zing.

{74454}{74502}  You ! Come here !  Come back here !

{74502}{74563} [ Carter ]  Hey !  Hey !  You little rascal !

{74573}{74634} Get back here !  Get back here  right now !

{74719}{74761}  [ Cantonese ]

{75114}{75175} You know what ? I don't even know why the hell I'm here.

{75191}{75236} I ain't even Chinese.

{75257}{75303} All right, I'm sorry.

{75315}{75359}  I think there's someone...

{75359}{75411} who would like to talk to them first.

{75592}{75627}  Oh !

{75627}{75683}  What'd you do that for ? That was unnecessary !

{75792}{75855} You done knocked out my filling, girl.  That's gonna cost you.

{75899}{75939}  [ groans ]

{75950}{76016} I ain't never hit a woman in my life, but your ass is pushin' it !

{76057}{76107}  - [ Cantonese ] - [ Cantonese ]

{76114}{76162} Okay, all right, all right.

{76171}{76211}  I'll go.

{76285}{76335}  Better watch your back. amah !

{77005}{77050} [ panicked breathing ]

{77171}{77213}  Lee.  Lee !

{77226}{77252}  What happened ?

{77252}{77319}  That lady Isabella knock you out,  that's what happened. She played you.

{77346}{77391}  -No.  -Yes, she did.

{77392}{77430}  -She save our life. - What ?

{77430}{77487}  Hu Li could have killed us.  -Are you crazy, man ?

{77498}{77542}  Look at us. We good as dead !

{77542}{77608}  Stop your whining, Carter ! - What you gonna do if I don't stop, huh ?

{77627}{77683} I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee.

{77697}{77728}  -Yeah ? - Yeah.

{77728}{77783}  I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa !  -Oh, you will ?

{77783}{77846}  Yeah. Come on, let me see that.  I wanna see you do that !

{77857}{77919}  [ indistinct ]  You don't know who you're messin' with, man !

{77929}{77972}  You don't know who you're messin' with, do you ?

{77972}{78034}  I'll bite your damn nose off, man.  You bite--  come on !

{78877}{78917}  Some apple ?

{78953}{79016}  I'd put that knife away, bitch,  before you have an accident.

{79216}{79257} [ grunting ]

{79279}{79322} ain't no use, man.

{79329}{79385} Just tell me how the triads are gonna kill us.

{79396}{79448}  They will torture us for three days.

{79459}{79519} I can handle that.  -Then they'll cut off our egg rolls.

{79573}{79617}  Cut off our egg rolls ? Hell, no !

{79617}{79680} Let's get the hell outta here ! Come on, man !  Don't give up !

{79890}{79945} I don't wanna die !  -Be quiet.

{79981}{80036}  Okay, give me your left leg.  -What for ?

{80066}{80110}  Left leg ! aah !

{80116}{80162}  Like this.  [ groaning ]

{80185}{80230}  Hold tight. Okay.

{80237}{80278} [ grunting ]

{80330}{80368}  aah !

{80492}{80540}  That's it. Bite that thing.

{80543}{80598}  Bite it !  Bite it like a little monkey !

{80599}{80649}  Go on, bite it ! There you go.

{80650}{80700}  Yank it ! Use them tiger teeth !

{80709}{80759}  Yeah !  Grab it ! Pull on it !

{80766}{80818}  You almost got it. That's it. Ggrrr !

{80837}{80877}  Oh, shit !

{80877}{80925}  - What the hell ? - Wow !

{80936}{80986}  Lee, untie me. Hurry up, man !

{81031}{81082}  All these statues full of money.

{81099}{81137}  aah.

{81308}{81351}  Hello, Benjamin !

{81409}{81468}  What are you doing ? I'm takin' this for evidence.

{81534}{81581} Carter. You feel that ?

{81624}{81672}  Yeah, we slowin' down, man.

{82030}{82087} What happened ?  I'll tell you what happened.

{82163}{82205}  Come on, Lee !

{82304}{82353}  [ whispering ] Carter, go up.

{82512}{82557}  Carter ! Carter !

{83033}{83075}  Carter !  Lee !

{83086}{83121}  What happened ?  You left me.

{83121}{83183}  I didn't leave you, man. I was waitin' up there for you.

{83229}{83267} shh !

{83542}{83594}  Whoa, man ! I ain't goin' in there !

{83602}{83650}  Come on ! There's rats in there !

{83650}{83703}  - There's no rats !  - Look at that rat !

{83716}{83755}  aww !

{84242}{84279} Las Vegas ?

{84279}{84333}  Vegas ? What the hell we doin' in Vegas ?

{84370}{84415}  Look. Red Dragon.

{84436}{84488} That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat.

{84512}{84549}  Lee.

{84553}{84609} That's how you launder $100 million in cash.

{84638}{84682}  Let's go. Let's go.

{84682}{84722}  Aah ! Sorry. Aah !  Damn !

{84722}{84779} One at a time. What the hell is wrong with you ?

{84911}{84953}  Wait a second, man.  What ?

{84953}{85005}  We can't go in there like this.  Why ?

{85005}{85045}  We got to look fly.  What mean "fly" ?

{85045}{85104}  We got to mack out, man. We can't go in there like this.

{85104}{85146} What does it mean, "mack out" ?

{85146}{85201}  Follow me, my Asian brother. I'll show you.

{85205}{85249}  Come on.  Come on.

{85429}{85470}  That's where we're going, right there.

{85470}{85527}  When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me.

{85527}{85575}  Huh ? You smell a little funky.

{85575}{85617}  I think you stepped in some rat shit.

{85617}{85679}  [ man ] It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet.

{85712}{85753}  Hold on. Talk to you in a bit.

{85753}{85805}  Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen ?

{85805}{85857}  Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long,

{85872}{85926}  and nothin' touches this body but pure silk.

{85926}{85985}  and get my partner somethin' from the kids' department.

{85991}{86029}  Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well ?

{86029}{86100}  Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.

{86132}{86168}  No, this ain't no couple thing, man.

{86168}{86240}  We're police officers.  We're workin' a dangerous case, and we need some clothes.

{86251}{86285}  Yes.  There are a lot of men chasing us.

{86285}{86367} As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, okay ?

{86367}{86416} because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball.

{86416}{86475}  Thank you. Absolutely.  Let's start with you, shall we ?

{86475}{86548} You've got the mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big, broad shoulders, okay ?

{86582}{86638} Let's put a dead animal on you.  Croc skin.

{86652}{86702} Butter cream, croc skin,  butter cream--

{86702}{86754} What size is the waist ? Let's go in.

{86754}{86803}  Hey ! Watch it, sweetness !

{86806}{86860}  He's got some fire to him. Honey cups !

{86865}{86913}  I like that. Go get the clothes ! Hurry up !

{86913}{86975}  I'll pull some items. oh, Jesus.  I'll be back.

{87024}{87073} You see that ?   -He likes you.

{87112}{87163} I'm not shoppin' with you no more.

{87384}{87416}  Act like you're rich.

{87416}{87477} Ladies and gentlemen,  Steven Reign,

{87493}{87560}  Owner and founder of the Red Dragon casino.  [ applauding, cheering ]

{87607}{87666}  Thank you.    [ fanfare ]

{87726}{87781}  Thank you. Good evening.  [ applauding ]

{87802}{87864}  A thousand years ago, a small, wealthy village in China...

{87891}{87952}  hired a young dragon to guard their treasures in a cave.

{87975}{88037}  the people of the village started sneaking him extra food,

{88084}{88130}  hoping to make him stronger.

{88130}{88182}  the dragon grew so big he got stuck,

{88188}{88243}  and the treasure was trapped behind him...

{88280}{88311}  for all eternity.

{88311}{88372}  Ladies and gentlemen, I have found that lost treasure.

{88421}{88481}  It is here, inside the greatest casino in the world !

{88558}{88604}  Welcome to the Red Dragon,

{88615}{88664}  Where everybody is a winner !

{88667}{88721} [ fireworks exploding ]  [ drums beating ]

{89185}{89230}  Black, 29.

{89347}{89410}  Look at this place, Lee. It's the biggest front in the world.

{89410}{89452} Yeah, right--

{89488}{89545}  Would you like a drink ?   Drink ? Cigarettes ?

{89652}{89703} Put your arms around me.  What ?

{89715}{89772}  Hold me close. There are cameras everywhere.

{89797}{89856}  What's going on ? - I think I may be in trouble, Lee.

{89886}{89923}  I really need your help.

{89923}{89982}  Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck.

{89996}{90059}  I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice. You have to trust me.

{90093}{90153} Look over my right shoulder. That's the soft count room.

{90181}{90232}  We think the plates are in there.

{90245}{90283} I need you to go and get them.

{90283}{90342}  Why don't you go get them ?  -Because if I'm wrong,

{90348}{90403}  then my entire cover is blown, understand ?

{90447}{90497}  How do I know I can trust you ?

{90506}{90545}  Dip me.

{90613}{90659}  I'm asking for real now.

{90671}{90722}  Will you help the secret service ?

{90895}{90942} Hey, Lee !  Lee!

{90978}{91038} What are you doing ?  Thank you, man. Take this.

{91110}{91151}  -Dancing.    - Dancin' ?

{91151}{91211}  Man, I'm up here workin', puttin' my life on the line,

{91212}{91268}  and you're up here dancin' with some bimbo ?

{91288}{91343}  Does she have a friend ?  -That was Isabella.

{91351}{91406} She says the plates are in the soft count room.

{91406}{91472}  Lee, I know you didn't just say Isabella.  Are you crazy, man ?  Yes.

{91478}{91540}  That girl issettin' you up again.  -No.  I'm gonna find out.

{91572}{91614}  No, wait, man.

{91627}{91696}  There's security all over. If you're gonna do this, you need a distraction.

{91712}{91776}  So keep your eye on me, and you'll know when to make your move.

{91799}{91842}  - Good.    - Cool.

{92021}{92073}  Come on, big eight ! Come on, Tex !

{92156}{92188}  Hey, hey, hey ! Good roll, man !

{92188}{92257} This table's hot ! I want some of this money.  Get me in this game.  Come on.

{92283}{92347}  Sir, are you aware that there's a $50,000 buy-in this evening ?

{92368}{92424}  If that's the case, give me $100,000 in chips.

{92426}{92465}  Let me have a diet Pepsi and some hot wings.

{92465}{92539} - 100,000.  Give him the chips. - Come on !  Let's play !   I'm gonna get some of this.

{92554}{92607}  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this ?

{92608}{92672}  - $500 chips, sir. - You gave me $500 chips 'cause I'm black ?

{92702}{92759}  Uh, no, sir. I did not. I just assumed that--

{92782}{92849} You assumed that a brother comin' in here can only afford $500 a roll.

{92868}{92930} - Is that it ? - Uh, no, I didn't think that at all, sir.

{92959}{92985}  - You a racist ? - No, I'm not, sir.

{92985}{93060} How come everybody else around the table  got $1,000 chips, and the black man got a nickel ?

{93080}{93141}  How did that happen ?  I don't know. It just happened.

{93159}{93224}  This is crazy.  You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery...

{93263}{93328}  So you could send us back to the cotton fields with $500 chips ?

{93348}{93393}  - No. - Do I look like chicken George to you ?

{93393}{93429} You do not. I have no idea. What the hell is that ?

{93429}{93503} - I think you should calm down. - I think you should go over there and count somethin'.

{93531}{93576} Give me my chips,  and I want $1,000 chips !

{93576}{93648} Hurry up.  I just want to be treated fairly.   Is that too much to ask ?

{93663}{93713} No.  Is that too much to ask ?

{93722}{93772}  I got a problem on table nine.

{93971}{94042} How come ain't no black people performin' in this hotel ?  We ain't good enough ?

{94069}{94115} We got Lionel Ritchie performin' here tonight.

{94115}{94171}  Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the commodores, man.

{94171}{94232} What about peaches and herb ? Gladys knight and the pips ?

{94237}{94299}  Ike and Tina. They can get back together.  This is crazy.

{94324}{94390}  Sir, why don't you calm down, win some money, and have some fun ?

{94393}{94459} I ain't calmin' down no more ! I'm sick of you tryin' to calm me down.

{94483}{94530}  We got a problem. Go.

{94841}{94882}  [ beeping ]

{94941}{94985}  I have a dream...

{94993}{95046}  that white people and black people...

{95066}{95122}  and even Chinese people can gamble together...

{95147}{95194}  without gettin' different chips !

{95194}{95246}  [ people cheering ]  hallelujah !

{95324}{95393} Hold it, hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play craps, man.

{95436}{95485}  Come on.  Let's go.  Come on !

{96002}{96042}  Oh, shit.

{96983}{97020}  Hey !

{97062}{97117} [ man shouting ]  Get him !  Stop !

{98341}{98387}  - amah ! - Winner.

{98408}{98454}  Yes ! yes, yes, yes !

{98473}{98530}  I feel good. Oh, who put their hand on my butt ?

{98547}{98602}  Do it again.  Give me that. How much I win ?

{98621}{98663}  200,000, sir.

{98671}{98711}  $200,000 ?

{98732}{98778}  Yeah !  Whoo ! All right.

{98778}{98818} This seven I'm about to roll...

{98818}{98889} Is for the 27 years Mandela spent in that prison  and couldn't get no justice...

{98923}{98953}  and took all that crap.

{98953}{99016}  That's why I ain't gonna crap out.  This one is for Mandela !

{99068}{99105}  [ all cheering ]

{99105}{99162}  - A winner.  Seven. -  Free at last

{99198}{99243} Free at last

{99272}{99314}  [ bell dings ]

{99586}{99624}  Out.

{99709}{99766}  Imagine a business where people hand you money,

{99824}{99878}  and you hand them back absolutely nothing.

{99966}{100018}  Now, that's the real American  dream.

{100038}{100087}  Thanks to a few pieces of metal...

{100111}{100165} and a most beautiful U.S. customs agent,

{100220}{100265} I'm back in business.

{100377}{100419}  [ chuckling ]

{100420}{100463}  Look at you, Lee.

{100480}{100524}  You look ridiculous.

{100571}{100625}  You know it didn't have to be like this.

{100677}{100719}  It's too bad.

{100719}{100764}  Like father, like son.

{100940}{100985} Look at this old fool.

{101051}{101100}  What does he think he's doing ?

{101108}{101168} I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner...

{101191}{101241}  that is trustworthy and loyal.

{101265}{101309}  Don't you agree, Lee ?

{101322}{101392} Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch that table. You understand ?

{101434}{101474}  All right.

{101513}{101561}  Winner, four high, four high.

{101568}{101627}  Yes !  Yes ! Oh, my goodness ! That's $500,000 !

{101705}{101752}  - Yes ! - Come on, sir.

{101808}{101848}  [ Ricky ]

{101886}{101950}  - Cash me out. - Sir, you're gonna have to get off the table.

{101969}{102013}  Thank you very much.

{102074}{102129}  The trouble with partners is, they die.

{102331}{102372}  [ Cantonese ]

{102389}{102429}  Have fun.

{102807}{102868} Don't move ! U.S. secret service !  You're under arrest.

{103299}{103353} These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier.

{103353}{103425}  Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped  by any of these rich white folks.  Let's go.

{103848}{103887}  mmm !

{104000}{104059}  I appreciate this, fellas. you never can be too safe.

{104312}{104364}  - [ people screaming ] - What the--

{104412}{104458}  I'm sorry, man. Did that hurt ?

{104458}{104513}  - Hey, you !  Hold it ! - [ people gasping ]

{104533}{104574}  You okay ?

{104605}{104648}  [ both grunting ]

{104648}{104697}  mmm !  mmm !  mmm, mmm, mmm !

{104879}{104922}  [ people gasping ]

{104976}{105012}  mmm ! [ people   screaming ]

{105012}{105074}  Black man get on a roll, y'all start trippin'.

{105082}{105131}  Y'all get back ! Calm down !

{105184}{105235}  Get back !  Get back ! Get back !

{105323}{105384} - [ man ]  Hey, get down. - [ man #2 ]  Drop the stick.

{105443}{105484}  Lee !  aah !

{105573}{105633}  Where you been, Lee ? I been on a roll, man ! mmm !

{105653}{105704} [ gunshots ] [ people screaming ]

{105904}{105955} What happened to you, man ? Huh ?

{106006}{106057} What's that light in your mouth ?

{106072}{106121} Oh, man, this can't be good.

{106129}{106167}  Mmm !

{106172}{106215}  [ both grunting ]

{106470}{106523}  Move !  Would you get out of my way ?

{106825}{106871} What's wrong with you ?

{106900}{106958} What happened to you, man ?  Mmm !  Mmm !  Mmm !

{107013}{107064}  Mmm !  Mmm ! Mmm !  Mmm !

{107403}{107456} [ tires squealing ] [ alarm ringing ]

{107460}{107525}  Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth ?

{107556}{107611}  I did ! I said "mmm !"   -No, you didn't !

{107612}{107660}  What the hell is "mmm" ?   - "Mmm, boom !"

{107660}{107714}  [ ringing continues ] [ people screaming ]

{107717}{107769}  [ gasping ] Ricky Tan's still alive.

{107776}{107834}  We have to get to the penthouse. - Ricky Tan dead.

{107874}{107924} What you talking about ? Whoa !

{107960}{108000}  [ gasps ]

{108071}{108123} Lee.  go after Ricky, man. I got this.

{108135}{108187}  - Carter-- - Just go, man.  I got this.

{108293}{108360}  I'm not gonna hold back on you this time just because you're a woman.

{108384}{108437} I'm gonna pretend you're a man.

{108464}{108518}  a very beautiful man with a perfect body,

{108529}{108580}  who I'd like to take to the movies.

{108616}{108658}  [ karate yell ]

{108713}{108752}  Oh.

{108757}{108818}  Hooh !  Hah ! You don't know nothin' about this, do you ?

{108846}{108902}  Egyptian style, girl. you want some of this ?

{108917}{108964}  Come on. [ karate yell ]

{109063}{109104}  [ shouting ]

{109123}{109165}  [ bell dings ]

{109259}{109329}  - Are you okay ?  -I'm fine  -You need help.

{109401}{109466}  I didn't know which side you were on.

{109493}{109535} Well, now you know.

{109547}{109597} What's wrong with you, woman ?

{109718}{109762} Mmm, you smell good.

{109775}{109813}  aah !

{109889}{109930}  [ shouting ]

{109948}{109986}  yaah !

{110337}{110375}  aah !

{110653}{110694}  [ screaming ]

{110754}{110794}  [ gasping ]

{110880}{110921}  [ gasping ]

{111119}{111169}  Thank you, Benjamin.  Thank you.

{111283}{111345}  We could have been a good couple.

{111349}{111399}  We could have had somethin' special.

{111399}{111449}  But you one crazy-ass bitch !

{111704}{111773} American's love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign ?

{111806}{111861}  I never gamble.

{111862}{111914}  Oh, I'm, uh, cutting our deal short.

{111916}{111965}  Oh.

{111983}{112040}  And my plates ?

{112040}{112106}  The plates stay with me. I'm sure you won't have a problem with that.

{112170}{112236} I enjoyed that little story you told...

{112239}{112290} about the dragon and the treasure.

{112295}{112351} My mother used to tell it to me all the time.

{112402}{112455} Do you know the moral of that story ?

{112469}{112517}  Greed will imprison us all.

{112585}{112642}  [ choking ] I hate that fortune-cookie shit.

{113016}{113073}  Just like your father.

{113108}{113172}  I really did try to help him, you know.

{113173}{113220}  To share with him.

{113220}{113278}  To make your life better.

{113283}{113329}  But he was too weak.

{113329}{113396}  Too afraid of change.  -Give me the plates.

{113413}{113490}  -It's over.  -I don't think it's over.

{113512}{113578}  There are casinos all over this country.

{113610}{113663}  I can make you a very rich man, Lee.

{113677}{113739}  Don't make the same mistake your father did.

{113739}{113805}  If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you.

{113849}{113914} Don't you remember ? I'm already dead.

{114073}{114115}  Hey, Ricky. How you doin' ?

{114115}{114171}  Lee, I see you got everything under control.

{114174}{114228}  I'm gonna go downstairs and--  goddamn !

{114231}{114303} - What happened to Reign ? - Would you like me to tell you how your father died ?

{114339}{114392} Hey, hey.  Wait one second, Lee.

{114398}{114442}  It ain't worth it, man. He tryin' to trick you.

{114442}{114511}  Don't go too far, now.  -He never begged for his life or tried to make a deal.

{114526}{114601}  Put the gun down. -All he asked me,

{114619}{114671}  just seconds before I pulled the trigger,

{114671}{114722}  was that I promise not to kill you.

{114745}{114791} Oh, it was so pathetic.

{114801}{114871} Oh, hell, no.  He went too far. Shoot his ass right now, Lee. Shoot his ass !

{114886}{114960} - What are you gonna do, Lee ? - All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam !

{114991}{115058} Are you going to spend  the rest of your life hiding like your father ?

{115067}{115133}  Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that.  Shoot him, Lee.

{115138}{115197} - You can't do it, can you ? - Yes, hell, you can, Lee.

{115199}{115257}  - Ain't nobody up here but us. - Just as I thought.

{115272}{115303}  He tryin' to punk you. Shoot him !

{115303}{115365}  If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or somethin'.

{115393}{115440}  - Carter ! - [ screams ]

{115569}{115607}  No !

{115673}{115715}  [ screaming ]

{115807}{115851}  [ alarm sounding ]

{115891}{115961}  Damn ! Good kick, Lee.

{115980}{116016}  It was an accident.

{116016}{116087} - That's okay.  We'll just say he tried to catch a cab.   [ door opens ]

{116177}{116247}  What's that in your-- oh, hell, no.

{116247}{116303}  - [ Cantonese ] - Lady, you listen to me right now.

{116303}{116369} You put that bomb down and turn it off !  Carter, we have to jump !

{116378}{116442} - You crazy.  I ain't jumpin'. - [ Cantonese ] - [ beeping ]

{116452}{116508}  Use your jacket ! Hey, turn that bomb off !

{116508}{116562}  - [ screams ] - Crazy-ass--

{116594}{116638}  [ both shouting ]

{116910}{116979}  That wasn't so bad.

{116998}{117039}  [ screaming ]

{117318}{117362} [ horn honking ]

{117375}{117416}  [ screaming ]

{117689}{117740}  - [ horn honking ] - [ screaming ]

{117854}{117913} I cannot believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit.

{118198}{118254} Detective Lee, I hate to admit it,

{118254}{118327}  but the United States secret service is indebted to you.

{118340}{118398}  -Thank you.  -Thank you.

{118405}{118462}  I'll see you on board.

{118504}{118594}  I want to thank you too.

{118747}{118828} It was nice working with you.

{119064}{119124}  I saw that.

{119124}{119202} You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she ?

{119202}{119290} Ah, you played it cool, too, walkin' away and not lookin' back.  I like that.

{119317}{119379}  Yeah. I'm a player.

{119379}{119466}  - Where is she headed ?  -She's going to New York.

{119481}{119519}  Mmm.

{119519}{119602} Is that your gate down there ? - Yep.

{119610}{119664} Well, I'm this way.

{119664}{119760} Guess that mean good-bye. -I guess so.

{119776}{119817}  Thank you, Carter.

{119817}{119898} Take good care of yourself, Lee.

{119972}{120042}  -Oh, Carter.  -Yeah, Lee ?

{120042}{120108} What's up ?

{120108}{120192}  There is something I want you to have.

{120216}{120295} Oh, no, man. This is your daddy's badge.  I can't take that, man.  No way.

{120295}{120368}  It's okay. No. Finally, I can let it go.

{120417}{120451} Thank you, man.

{120451}{120527}  Hey, you know what ? I got somethin' for you too.

{120572}{120620}  What is this ?  -That's $10,000, man.

{120620}{120689}  I got it at the tables this mornin' at Caesar's.  I'm still hot.

{120689}{120768}  I can't take this. -No, don't worry about it. I got a lot more.

{120768}{120848}  Go ahead.  Enjoy yourself. -No, Carter. I can't have this.

{120848}{120921} Would you stop actin' like a cop for one second, man, and live it up ?

{120921}{120995}  There gotta be something you want.  Come on.

{120995}{121017}  Think about it.

{121017}{121107}  [ woman on p.a. ]  This is the final boarding call for flight 44 to La Guardia.

{121140}{121226}  I always wanted to go to Madison square garden, see the knicks play.

{121255}{121302}  -New York city ?  - First class.

{121302}{121364}  -The plaza hotel ?   -Maybe a little mu shu ?

{121364}{121429}  - Amen to that, brother.   -So, what do you say ?

{121429}{121505}  You know what, man ? I can use another vacation.

{121515}{121546} [ laughs ]